luminouso:

ALSMDOJDISS I’m the girlfriend

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tomfordvelvetorchid:

men will literally be like: “I wash my face with the pink hand soap” and still have perfect, even, glowing skin and for that they deserve to die

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lobotomybarbie:

I mAnifest , evil eye emoji

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kermitthefrrog:

listening to a good song but it was in a shrek film so the entire time ur like

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pancakeke:

ichatcomputers:

dreams-squared:

pancakeke:

dreams-squared:

pancakeke:

stay safe yall

Thats a smaller PlayStation bag or a gigantic condom

Thank u  for your clarity 

That condom never saw the light of day again.

again and again I am owned on this website

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feministism:

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lambily-deactivated20200702:

they’re talking to each other

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mitski-miyawakis:

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oakapples:

Coats of some British and Icelandic sheep breeds:

Greyface Dartmoor; Cheviot; Icelandic; Beulah; Cotswold; Welsh Mountain; Suffolk; Southdown; and British Milksheep.

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genterie:

Rosie Huntington-Whiteley

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unclefather:

12 year old me listening to breakaway by Kelly Clarkson

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kaijuno:

This is the funniest interview I have ever seen help

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